The line “I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took and arrow in the knee” was NOT Scandinavian slang. It’s an easter egg pointing out the fact that Elder Scrolls V does not have greaves, or leg armour that protects the KNEES.
Morrowind and Oblvion had those, and it is mearly pointing out that most armour has a skirt now.
EVERY SINGLE REBLOG
WILL GET A THING IN THEIR ASK
OF YOU ACTUALLY
247 REBLOGS, I HAD TO GO THROUGH. I HIT ASK LIMIT LITERALLY EVERY HOUR. AND MOST OF YOU DON’T EVEN APPRECIATE IT. AUUGH
HOW THE FUCK…